Flush with Laughter: More Toilet Jokes to Keep You Smiling!
Laughter is the best medicine, even in the bathroom! If you enjoyed our first batch of toilet jokes, you’re in for another hilarious ride. This time, we’re bringing you even more giggle-worthy potty puns and some weird (but true!) bathroom facts to keep you entertained while you, well, take care of business. So, let’s get rolling with some more toilet humour!
Potty Puns That’ll Have You in Stitches
Puns so good, they’ll have you doubling over—hopefully, not from laughing too hard!
🚽 What did the Mummy toilet roll say to the baby toilet roll?
“You have great poo-tential”
🚽 Why do toilets make great detectives?
Because they always get to the bottom of things!
🚽 What kind of job does a toilet have?
Flushing out bad ideas!
🚽 Why did the toilet get promoted?
Because it always knew when to let things go!
🚽 What did the toilet say to the plumber?
“You really bring out the worst in me!”
Weird and Wacky Toilet Facts
Just when you thought bathrooms were all business, here are some hilarious facts to flush out your knowledge.
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The average person spends 240 days sitting on the toilet in their lifetime. That’s enough time to read a lot of joke books!
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The first toilet flush was depicted in a film in 1936, Going Wild and not in Psycho!
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In Japan, some high-tech toilets can play music, heat seats, and even analyse your health!
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There’s a Guinness World Record for the fastest toilet. Yes, someone made a fully functioning toilet that goes up to 113.531!
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Ancient Romans used sponges on sticks instead of toilet paper. Imagine trying to flush that!
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The world’s most expensive toilet is on the International Space Station—it cost NASA $23 million to build!
Why Eco Cheeks is No Joke!
While toilet humour is all fun and games, the impact of our choices isn’t. Conventional toilet paper contributes to deforestation, water waste, and pollution. That’s why Eco Cheeks is here to change the game.
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A good laugh is great, but making an eco-friendly choice is even better. Ditch the tree-based TP and switch to Eco Cheeks—it’s the joke-free way to do good for the planet!
Got a favourite toilet joke? Share it with us—we’re all ears (and rears for a good laugh)!
Keep flushing out the fun, and remember: the best bathroom jokes are the ones that don’t stink! 🚽😂